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In our last post we looked at the top ten worst slaying heroes for the Forces of Good. Since Rythbryt has taken his look at Jay Clare's list of the top ten slayers for the Forces of Evil and then did his follow-up post on the top three in greater depth, in the same vein as our last post we will be looking at something completely different: the absolute WORST evil slayers in the game.
In this post we continue by looking at the stats to find the "top ten" worst slayers for the Forces of Evil. These models fall under the same parameters as our last post: the models must be capable of dealing wounds (which actually doesn't prevent anyone from making this list - I guess that makes sense for evil models?), the model must be a hero, and all troop types (siege weapons, monsters, etc.) are on the table. As you can imagine, no monsters made this list.
We will be looking at five categories for this, as we always do: hero slaying capabilities (to show how well you kill heroes), troop slaying capabilities (for how well you chew through armies), defensive capabilities (for staying power to keep killing things), support capabilities (for making it easier for people to kill around you), and mobility (to get into range to kill stuff, be that at range or in melee).
So with no further ado, the literal WORST evil killers in the game!
Honorable Mentions:
A few quick honorable mentions that are bad at killing things, but are not "The Worst Ten in the Game" bad at killing things.
Shelob: When she charges, she's a terror of a killing machine with a lot of wounds so she can last for a long time. When she doesn't charge, though, there's a reason why Samwise can beat her. We didn't rank her here because her speed and special rules give you a good chance at getting the charge, but just be careful if you don't: 1 Attack, even at S7 with Venom, is not good for killing anything more than a rank-and-file warrior.
The Necromancer: I know, it feels weird saying that a version of Sauron just missed the cut, but it's true: with a 5+ Chill Soul with no free casting attempt each turn (you only get a free Will Point if you spend one) and only 1 Attack at F7 S6, you actually don't have a good chance of doing damage with this profile. He's totally worth taking, but not great for slaying things on his own.
Barrow Wight: I thought for sure that a model with only 1 Attack would make the Top Ten, but as it happens there are a lot of shamans and drummers, so you end up with a lot people with only 1 Attack. The thing that moved this model out of the Top Ten was the fact that it wounds against Courage, and that it can Paralyze a target before fighting, both helping in slaying the model and keeping the D7 wight safe from danger. I didn't even take into consideration the presence of allied spear support, the aura of a shade, or any other things, and it was already not in the Top Ten.
Shade: Similarly, we have the shade. It's only F1 S1, but the fact that it wounds on Courage means that it will rarely wound on worse than 6s, and most of the time it can wound on 5s. And with 3 Wounds at D8 past its own aura, it's hard to kill it even if it has a bad Fight Value.
Sharkey: And I'm going to get ahead of this one before it comes up: no, I'm not just a Sharkey fanboy who doesn't want to see him among the worst slayers in the game (though, admittedly, I am a Sharkey fanboy). He's actually decent at killing things: at F4 S4, Sharkey has good starting stats even when combined with his 1 Attack - far better than a lot of the shamans and drummers on this list. And with 1 Might and access to a two-handed staff, Sharkey can become a good killing model when combined with an ally (which is very likely, considering how many models you will likely have in your army). On top of this you get 4 Immobilize spells per game, and when combined with D4 with 2W and 1F, you have a model that is subpar, but not on the Top Ten.
So with that, the Top Ten WORST slayers for the Forces of Evil:
#10: Orc Drummer/Uruk-Hai Drummer (Barad Dur/Mordor/Isengard/Various Legendary Legions)
The Orc Drummer (and the Uruk-Hai Drummer, who has the same stats) looks like a standard Uruk-Hai: F4 S4 with 1 Attack, and D5 with 1 Wound and 1 Fate. So on the whole, this is bad for a hero but not bad for a warrior. In some respects you could say that the Uruk-Hai Drummer is a better profile as it gets Woodland Creature in an Isengard army and the legendary legions it is part of, but on the whole I don't see that likely to change the likelihood of slaying all that much.This is not a bad profile - it's just not that great. And that's what makes it #10.
#9: Mordor Siege Bow (Barad Dur/Mordor/Army of Gothmog)
That's right: we have a siege weapon on this list! With a 5+ Shoot Value and very poor stats in melee, the Mordor Siege Bow is the worst siege engine in the game as you rarely hit, especially once you factor in one or more In the Way rolls.#8: Moria Blackshield Shaman (Moria)
While Goblin Blackshield warriors have +1 Defense over normal goblins, the Moria Blackshield Shaman lacks that extra +1 Defense for reasons I don't know. At F2 S3 with 1 Attack it's not good at killing things in close combat, but the shaman does have two useful tricks to help it kill things. With the Shatter skill the shaman can cause many models to be unarmed, making it harder to kill the shaman and easier to beat in combat.But more than that you get access to the Tremor spell, giving you the ability to knock all targets prone within D6" in a straight line and deal a Strength 6 hit to each of them. So you have a decent chance (albeit on a high casting difficulty) to deal more than one wound in a single turn. And so with lots of options, you have more tools than the others on this list to give yourself the upper hand and/or deal damage.
Admittedly very few people ever use Tremor on this guy (preferring three casts of Shatter), but hey, from a stats perspective we evaluated it, and it helped him rank higher.
#7: Ashrak (Moria)
Ashrak is one of the "monster shamans" from Moria, and thus sports the typical F2 S3 with 1 Attack of the Moria shamans. Ashrak also possesses a two-handed staff and the ability to inflict the Paralyze effect on a 4+ when he does a wound, which means you actually have a decent chance at doing damage on Round 2 (assuming that your S3 with only 1 Might is enough to wound, which, admittedly, is not good odds). And with the typical D4 with 2 Wounds and 1 Fate for Moria goblins, you are decently survivable for this list, but not great compared to most models in the line.If he had 2 Fate and the ability to turn wargs near him into nukes, he would have been pushed out of the Top Ten (which is why you don't see Druzhag on this list), but alas, he does not.
#6: Moria Goblin Shaman (Moria)
As we mentioned above, Moria Goblin Shamans are not great in combat, lacking in resiliency and killing power. In fact, they have the exact same stats as the Moria Blackshield Shaman, though their spells are far worse at killing things, as Fury is a small hope for boosting resilience, and Transfix on a 5+ is an unlikely chance that you wound with this guy.What raises him to #6, however, is that he has a spear, which gives him a chance at doing wounds to an enemy without taking wounds in return. Add onto this the chance that the goblin in front of him will pass a Fury test, and you have a decent chance of sticking people without being jabbed in return.
#5: Bill Ferny (Sharkey's Rogues/Chief's Ruffians)
I love Sharkey's Rogues, but there's a reason that so many of the top five worst slayers are from this list. Bill Ferny is one of several models from this army list that follows the mantra, "it's better to be cheap than good," and Bill is, admittedly, very cheap. With only F3 S3 and 1 Attack, Bill is as good as a normal ruffian (which is not very good), and for resilience is only marginally better, sporting no armor, 2 Wounds, and only 1 Fate Point.Unlike Harry Goatleaf who can stop infantry models from moving (and thus avoid bad charges and put your men in a position to get good charges), Bill is just...not that great. The best thing he has going for him is a whip that offers him 1) a throwing weapon that does a S1 wound, and 2) a chance to whirl to hit everyone in his combat (which, realistically, if you're already F3, dropping to F1 is really not that bad). So unlike the top three, at least he has a way to deal damage when not in combat, and at least he has a high possible threshold for damage in a turn, even if there is less than a 1% chance he actually pulls it off.
#4: Ted Sandyman (Sharkey's Rogues/Chief's Ruffians)
Ted Sandyman has a pretty typical hobbit hero profile: F2 with 1 Attack, but boasts an incredible S3 (which is very high for hobbits). He can also throw stones, giving him a way to deal damage when not in combat (which is why he is not in the top three). He does suffer from the Shire problem of only having D3 with 1 Wound and 1 Fate, but at least he has Resistant to Magic, so it could be worse (as is evidenced by the fact that he is #4 and not higher on this list).But yeah - he's pretty bad. He doesn't even get an axe to give you a chance to Piercing Strike if you wanted it. But at least he has ways to deal wounds.
#3: Grima Wormtongue (Isengard)
So, fun story: I debated about whether to make this guy #1 because while he can do wounds (the rule does not forbid him from doing wounds, so he's an eligible person for this competition), he typically doesn't because if he does he can be attacked, and at D3 with only 1 Wound and no Fate, you really don't want to do that.But since he can strike wounds and has a horse, he's actually not abysmal when it comes to wounding things: his F2 and S3 with only 1 Attack are doing him no favors, but hey: if you win the fight, and especially if you charged an infantry model while mounted on a horse, you're actually doing okay.
The biggest issue for him is 1) not wanting to do wounds, and 2) if he ever loses a fight after trying to strike wounds, he's in trouble. His resilience is I think the lowest of any model in the game, and that's saying something because we looked at Tilda in the last post. So as a slayer he's not that great.
Don't get me wrong, he's a pain of a control character and you should totally field him. But if you're looking at slaying, he's among the worst.
But wait, Grima is not done yet...
#2: Worm (Sharkey's Rogues/Chief's Ruffians)
Grima's profile gets worse! Worm (aka, "Grima when he works for Sharkey") has the same profile as Grima, except that 1) you can attack him as early as Turn 1, and 2) he gets no horse, so his resilience and damage capability are lower in this ranking.In most cases this won't happen (as he moves slowly and your opponent can typically move people to see him), but it's worth noting that he does have one thing working in his favor: the pose for the model is groveling on the ground, so he's very hard to see past terrain. That might help him. But not enough to move him from the #2 spot.
Now admittedly he actually has something working in his favor to keep him alive, and that is that your opponent may not want to wound him because if he can wound Sharkey then Worm will try to kill him. But that's little comfort, and a lot of players may just say, "Eh, he'll contribute to the break point, so let's finish him off," and I don't think they're wrong.
And so at last we come to what I think is objectively the WORST slayer for the Forces of Evil in the game...
#1: Goblin Scribe (Goblin Town)
Literally this is the worst slayer in the game, whether good or evil. Tilda was our "champion" for the Forces of Good competition, and even she is better than him by a hair. Not only is the scribe F1 (like Tilda) and S2 (like Tilda) with 1 Attack (like Tilda) while being unarmed (like Tilda) with no Might (like Tilda). Not only is he only D2 (like Tilda) with 1 Wound (like Tilda) and 1 Fate (less than Tilda). In addition to all of this - if it could get any worse - he can't move on his own. That's right: you have to use two models - probably 5" move goblins who are only D3, so easy to shoot to death - to move this guy. So if he gets pinned down, he's in heaps of trouble. He also cannot go prone to take advantage of terrain for In the Ways, and is very high up, so only specific types of terrain will conceal him from ranged attacks (whereas Tilda is very, very small, and can take advantage of lots of terrain for cover).And granted, everyone is going to say, "Hey Centaur: why aren't we considering the added slaying power and protection from the goblins he can summon?" Truthfully, I did - the issue is that the stats for the goblins are so bad and the chance that you summon only 0-2 of them at a time is so high (which means you might not have enough to move him, plus they are not giving any In the Ways against shooting anyway), that there's a good chance that it wouldn't change anything in a fight involving him. Add onto this that his 1 unarmed S2 attack is wounding D3 hobbits and elves on - wait for it - 6s, and you just have a model that is objectively bad at wounding things.
Great model. If you're running Goblin Town it's probably because of this guy, and he should be your auto-include model (even over the Goblin King). But he's no slayer, :P
Conclusion
And that's our list! Did we miss anyone? Did we rank your favorite crappy model as more (or less) crappy than they deserve? Have you had amazing luck with one of these models that beats the odds? Let us know in the comments!
Watching the stars,
Centaur
"(Your teacher) is a human...and is therefore blinkered and fettered by the limitations of your kind." ~ Firenze, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
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